Talk about a butt-load of money! A Tennessee woman injured herself last week after hiding a wad of cash she had stolen from her boyfriend inside her rectum. Christie Black had taken the $5,000 because she said her boyfriend was preparing to kick her out and she needed money to find a new place to live. But things went awry when she tried to remove the money from her rear using a toilet brush and a pair of tongs. She injured herself pretty badly and had to be transported to the emergency room. Doctors were able to remove the money and handed it over to the police as evidence. Once Black is released from the hospital, she’ll be charged with theft over $1,000. What a bummer.