You should never make your child do your dirty work! A 26-year-old mother in Missouri instructed her 5-year-old daughter to plant a condom in her ex-husband’s home, in an attempt to sabotage his new relationship. The woman allegedly made the condom appear to have been used, then hid it in her daughter’s underwear. She told the girl to put it somewhere in her dad’s house, so he’d find it and think his fiancée was cheating on him. Police were called because the girl was distressed when she arrived at her father’s house. Authorities say she hid behind a shower curtain and described the condom as “yucky.” The incident happened in May of last year, and the mother was finally charged last month with third-degree assault because she gave the child the condom knowing it would be considered “offensive or provocative.”