It’s Monday and you’ve got a full week of work and madness ahead of you. Hopefully, your week is off to a good start – and you woke up on the right side of the bed.

If not, it might be because you woke up to something less-than-pleasant.

Here’s a rundown of some stuff you never want to wake up to:

• The sound of a car alarm
• Your neighbor’s barking dogs
• Construction noise
• An email from your boss
• A break-up text from your now-ex-girlfriend
• A pounding on your door
• The sight of a strange, ugly woman lying next to you (Uncoached.com)