You think you’ve seen every strange thing craigslist has to offer? You’re wrong.

A DJ out of San Francisco is advertising his services on the bulletin board website as a “Birthing DJ” who will spin records as your little bundle of joy enters the world.

He describes the experience of bringing your friends over for a sort of delivery party as “Ecstatic Dance’s Hippier Cousin” ... whatever that means.

And to make matters MORE hilarious, the DJ claims to spin beats like Yogatronica, WombStep, Deep Doula House, and Electrowifery.

And as far as we can tell, he’s not kidding.

**Footnote: the birthing DJ calls himself “Sarah Palin’s Gay Friend.”  FANTASTIC. (The Frisky)

Just Asking … Did you do anything out of the ordinary for your delivery?