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SUPER BOWL 46 DRINKING GAME

It's the last football game of the season. Tensions are high. Everything is on the line. What better way to enjoy the biggest sporting event of the year than to get totally wasted?

Here's your Super Bowl 46 drinking game:

One Drink

• Anytime Peyton Manning is mentioned
• Anytime Archie Manning is mentioned
• Anytime a player is shown crying
• Anytime Rob Gronkowski's ankle is mentioned
• Anytime Super Bowl 42 is mentioned

Two Drinks

• Anytime Gisele is on screen
• Anytime a player complains to the ref about a call
• Anytime Cooper Manning is mentioned
• Any pass over 30 yards
• Any run over 20 yards

Three Drinks

• Anytime David Tyree is mentioned/shown on screen
• Victor Cruz salsa dances
• Field Goal
• Onside kick
• Fumble recovery
• Interception

Four Drinks

• Touchdown
• Safety
• Blocked punt/kick
• Either team attempts 2 point conversion
• Player waves to the camera and says, "Hi Mom"
• The Tom Brady Combine picture is shown.
• Anytime Peyton Manning appears on screen

Finish Your Drink

• Fat man interception -- take an extra shot if he scores
• Chad Ochocinco catches a pass
• Missed Field Goal
• QB gets sacked
• Tom Coughlin or Bill Belichick smile

GISELE BUNDCHEN: PLEASE, PRAY FOR TOMMY TO WIN SUPER BOWL

Gisele Bundchen thinks her hubby needs a little extra help winning the Super Bowl.

The supermodel recently sent an email to friends and family imploring them to pray for Tom Brady and the Patriots to beat the Giants Sunday. In it, she writes, "I feel Tommy really needs our prayer, our support and love at this time."

She asks her "sweet friends and family" to send the team "positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this Super Bowl." She ends the letter by saying, "So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this Sunday."

The last time the Patriots met the Giants in the Super Bowl, in 2008, New York came away happy and fulfilled.

SOURCE: New York Post

ROSEANNE BARR MAKING A RUN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE

Roseanne Barr wants to be President of the United States.

The comedienne has filed documents to become the Green Party's nominee in the 2012 presidential election. In a statement, she said, "The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants -- bought and paid for by the 1 percent -- who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people." And what's in our best interest? Roseanne thinks it's legalizing pot.

SOURCE: TMZ

BRAD PITT TO HIS KIDS: HAVE A COKE & A SMILE & WAKE UP!

When Brad Pitt needs to get his kids out of bed, he has them load up on caffeine and sugar.

In an interview with CBS This Morning, he says, "Listen, I admit there's times like, 'We gotta get up. Get up! Here's your shoes. Here's your shoes. Drink this Coke. Drink this Coca-Cola. Drink it all. Right now! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!' Just so we could get 'em up and going."

Brad and Angelina Jolie have six kids -- and a very high soda bill.

LINDSAY MIGHT SUE OVER BOOZE REPORTS

No one calls Lindsay Lohan a boozer and gets away it!

Linds denies reports that she was drinking at a SAG Awards after-party last weekend -- and she's threatening to sue whoever published the story. (That means you, Radar Online.) She feels the bogus stories are hurting her attempts to save her career. Lindsay insists she drank only water at the party.

DEMI MOORE'S RED BULL & LETTUCE DIET

Insiders say Demi Moore is "insanely" obsessed with being thin and staying young -- even by Hollywood standards.

A so-called pal says her daily diet has been "Red Bull for breakfast. Red Bull for lunch. Red Bull for dinner, with a lettuce leaf and a tablespoon -- yes a tablespoon! -- of tuna fish thrown in... That's it."

Another source says, "Demi got so she'd almost talk about nothing else than finding ways to keep young and pretty... For a long time, it was clear she was doing it all to keep Ashton interested. Then, when she found out about his cheating, her world really spiraled out of control."

SOURCE: Chicago Sun-Times

MICHAEL FASSENBENDER KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN PARTY

What a shame!

Michael Fassenbender was "politely" asked to leave the London after-party for his own movie, A Dangerous Method, because he was getting too rowdy. According to an insider, the Shame star "was grabbing his co-stars [Viggo Mortensen and Kiera Knightley] and waltzing around the room with them. He lit a cigarette indoors and that was the point it had gone too far."

Michael was eventually carried out of the party on a friend's back.

SOURCE: New York Daily News

CELEB QUICKIES

• Hoboken doesn't want Snooki and J-Woww, but Pennsylvania does. After the mayor of Hoboken denied the stars a permit to film a spinoff there, the Central Pennsylvania Film Office has invited the guidettes to shoot in Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania or in nearby Williamsport.

• Former Three's Company co-stars Suzanne Somers and Joyce DeWitt reunited yesterday (Thursday) on the new online show Suzanne Somers' Breaking Through, 30 years after having a falling out.

• James Farentino didn't die from heart failure, as rumored. According to TMZ, his death certificate says the actor died from complications related to a broken hip. He was 73.

A Chilean man has been arrested on suspicion of stealing five tons of ice from the protected Jorge Montt glacier in the Patagonia region of Chile so he could make fancy ice cubs for cocktails at bars and restaurants.  Read the whole story here.

A Chicago student who spent 90 days abstaining from cell phones and social media said the first two weeks were “anxiety-ridden.”  Read his story here.

New York and New England may be vying for championship rings on Sunday, but Burger King fans nationwide will have the chance to get their own rings during the championship weekend! A free value order of onion rings is available at participating Burger Kings on February 4th and 5th. No purchase necessary and no coupon required, all you have to do is walk in and ask for them. Only one order per visit, per day.

“Big Miracle” (Wide) (PG)
Based on the true story of a small town news reporter and a Greenpeace volunteer who are joined by rival world superpowers to save a family of majestic gray whales trapped by rapidly forming ice. Stars Drew Barrymore, Josh Krasinski, Dermot Mulroney and Kristen Bell.

“Chronicle” (Wide) (PG-13)
Three high school students make an incredible discovery, leading to their developing uncanny power beyond their understanding. Stars Dane Dehaan, Michael B. Jordan, Michael Kelly and Ashley Hinshaw.

“The Woman in Black” (Wide) (PG-13)
A widowed lawyer’s grief endangers his career when he is sent to a remote village to sort out the affairs of a recently deceased eccentric. Stars Daniel Radcliffe, Ciaran Hinds, Janet McTeer, Misha Handley and Liz White.

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Spring Break is a rite of passage as American as drinking keg beer from a red solo cup. The experience is all about how completely off the charts you can get – how many girls you can hook up with, how many beers you can funnel, how many shots you can rip, and how many f*cked up stories you come away with. The easiest way to do that? Get TRASHY! Abandon all your standards, forget the rules, and let it roll. Pound cheap booze, hang with loose women, maintain an “anything goes” mentality. To help you achieve ‘next level’ Spring Breaking’, we’ve ranked the top 10 American Spring Break destinations by trashiness. Because in our minds, trashy = indecent and indecent = fun.

Click here to see the list.