Following this week’s continued string of PDC (Public Displays of Cute) all around Manhattan, heartbroken individuals—or merely concerned fans who want the best for the floppy-haired Brit—took to YouTube to sing their thoughts on Young Hollywood’s latest maybe-couple. And because Taylor wrote the book/four successful albums on what it’s like to watch the boy you love date an awful, terrible, shallow cheerleader, they each have a good amount of her own songwriting flair.
Relationship Verdict: “We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles/How could we allow/Taylor to get him with her fake smiles/It seems he’s hers now” Taylor-est Lyric: “We heard they’re ‘so in love’ from whispers on the street/But all she really wants, is a track for her CD”
“#HAYLOR Blues = Harry and Taylor GloZell” by GloZell
Relationship Verdict: “People say that they’re just friends/But unless she’s a closet lesbian she’s made out with Harry Styles/Then she’ll put him in her boyfriend pile” Taylor-est Lyric: “Haylor, Harry and Taylor, I ask my lord, why can’t it be me?”
Relationship Verdict: “Hey Harry I know TV is deceiving but I think that what they say is true/And as you walked by her side in Times Square looked like you enjoyed it, too” Taylor-est Lyric: “You realize that she’s just waiting for a fit so she can have a brand-new hit? Harry, I wouldn’t hurt you (No I wouldn’t it)” AND “Your perfect hair, pretty face, she don’t appreciate/Like I do, like I would, take me on a date/Hey Harry don’t you trust me when I say that she’ll eat your heart and walk away”